I hope my faithful readers will forgive a departure on my part from my usual reserve about sexually explicit discussion. But it was quite an evening…
Recently, I had an opportunity to try a Sybian. This is more or less a vibrator on steroids. You can see the basic unit in the image. There are pics that show the attachments, but I’m hoping to keep the blog more or less work-safe. <grin> Go to the site if you want to see more.
Fun? Oh very yes! Without going into too much detail, the sensations you get are… well, pretty sensational! It’s quite a fun toy, and for you voyeurs out there, the show your partner will put on using one is sure to get your own motor running. Keep in mind you’ll probably start feeling like Barbarella after awhile, but this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. ‘Leastwise I didn’t find it so. Make sure you experiment until you find an attachment that gets the g-spot. It’s an experience. Trust me. And <ahem> overindulgence will leave you a pretty sore the next day. Just a little warning. Not that I <wince> speak from experience or anything.
But was it $1400 worth of fun?
Ummm…
For me, probably not1. It’s not exactly what you would call a discreet sex toy. This machine has a strong, and unfortunately loud motor, which makes it impractical unless the kids aren’t in the house. It’s partially muffled by the quite comfortable saddle, but not enough. It also has to be strong enough to support a person’s weight well, so this baby weighs in at 22 lbs. The sensation is certainly stronger and more intense than is possible from your average vibrator, but it’s really not more fun (to me) than someone who has skill with hands and tongue. It’s still a machine and can’t respond well to subtle feedback — even if you’re using it with a very observant partner playing with the controls. This is something that’s more of a spice thing than a steady diet. While I could conceive of using it by oneself, I cannot imagine it would be nearly as fun.
That said, if you have plenty of extra cash, and you’re looking to invest in very well-stocked play room, I do recommend this as a good piece of equipment. There’s lots and lots of attachments and someone creative could really have a good time getting inventive with it.
I sure did.
1I’m dull, boring and practical, and would be more likely to buy a much better laptop than I have or an industrial sewing machine with that kind of money than I would a sex toy.
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