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		<title>Mule Hoof Prints and Chocolate Sprinkles</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope my faithful readers will forgive a departure on my part from my usual reserve about sexually explicit discussion. But it was quite an evening&#8230; Recently, I had an opportunity to try a Sybian. This is more or less a vibrator on steroids. You can see the basic unit in the image. There are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope my faithful readers will forgive a departure on my part from my usual reserve about sexually explicit discussion.  But it was quite an evening&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.polyamorousmisanthrope.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sybian01.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-228 alignleft" title="sybian01" src="http://www.polyamorousmisanthrope.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sybian01.jpg" alt="" width="259" height="196" /></a>Recently,  I had an opportunity to try a <a href="http://www.sybian.com/">Sybian</a>.  This is more or less a vibrator on steroids.  You can see the basic unit in the image.  There are pics that show the attachments, but I&#8217;m hoping to keep the blog more or less work-safe. &lt;grin&gt; Go to the site if you want to see more.</p>
<p>Fun? Oh very yes!  Without going into too much detail, the sensations you get are&#8230; well, pretty sensational!  It&#8217;s quite a fun toy, and for you voyeurs out there, the show your partner will put on using one is sure to get your own motor running.  Keep in mind you&#8217;ll probably start feeling like Barbarella after awhile, but this isn&#8217;t necessarily a bad thing.  &#8216;Leastwise I didn&#8217;t find it so.  Make sure you experiment until you find an  attachment that gets the g-spot.  It&#8217;s an experience.  Trust me.  And &lt;ahem&gt; overindulgence will leave you a pretty sore the next day.  Just a little warning.  Not that I &lt;wince&gt; speak from experience or anything.</p>
<p>But was it $1400 worth of fun?</p>
<p>Ummm&#8230;</p>
<p>For <em>me</em>, probably not<sup>1</sup>.  It&#8217;s not exactly what you would call a <em>discreet </em>sex toy.  This machine has a strong, and unfortunately<em> loud</em> motor, which makes it impractical unless the kids aren&#8217;t in the house.  It&#8217;s partially muffled by the quite comfortable saddle, but not enough.  It also has to be strong enough to support a person&#8217;s weight well, so this baby weighs in at 22 lbs.  The sensation is certainly stronger and more intense than is possible from your average vibrator, but it&#8217;s really not more fun (to me) than someone who has skill with hands and tongue.  It&#8217;s still a machine and can&#8217;t respond well to subtle feedback &#8212; even if you&#8217;re using it with a very observant partner playing with the controls.  This is something that&#8217;s more of a spice thing than a steady diet.  While I could conceive of using it by oneself, I cannot imagine it would be nearly as fun.</p>
<p>That said, if you have plenty of extra cash, and you&#8217;re looking to invest in very well-stocked play room, I do recommend this as a good piece of equipment.  There&#8217;s lots and lots of attachments and someone creative could really have a good time getting inventive with it.</p>
<p>I sure did.</p>
<hr /><sup>1</sup>I&#8217;m dull, boring and practical, and would be more likely to buy a much better laptop than I have or an industrial sewing machine with that kind of money than I would a sex toy.</p>
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